Hate the taste below the waist?
Males describe our vaginal secretions:
“Lemony.”
“Like the ocean.”
“Cheerios.”
“Have you ever put your tongue on the end of a battery? Like an alkaline battery.”
“Like electricity, when you put a pop top from a soda can between your braces.”
“Tangy.”
“Like semen (salty), but better. Zesty.”
“Whipped bananas and ginger ale.”
“Similar to licking a non-bleeding wound. Sort of a salty, musty, yet sweet taste. It varies.”
“Honestly I don’t remember the taste. The smell was all I could think about.”
“A little fishy in taste, but that could be related to the smell.”
“Depending on the woman and the time of the month, there can be a slight non-salty blood taste or a tangy battery taste.”
“Bitter.”
“While performing oral sex on a college girlfriend, a few drops of a tepid, vaginal secretion were produced during her orgasm. When I tasted this fluid, I had the unusual sensation of eating a taco. That’s right! It was salty and tasted just like the combined flavors of fried hamburger meat, cheese, corn shell, and El Paso taco sauce! I’ll always have some very fond memories whenever I eat Mexican.”
“Vaginal fluids are tangy, and syrupy, at least the ones I’ve come across. (!) If I haven’t tasted and she hasn’t BEEN tasted in a while, the fluids are especially tangy, but they always have a wonderful sweet smell. Kind of paradoxical, tangy-tasting and sweet-smelling, but that’s part of why it’s so much fun.”
Females describe men’s semen:
“Ajax cleaner”
“maybe salty”
“smells like Ajax, I no longer buy Ajax because of it. Instead I buy Mr. Clean, it’s perfumed.”
“thick Clorox”
“rancid Elmer’s glue”
“tastes and smells like Brie cheese”
“It tasted like a thick, globby beer.”
“I’ve discovered the less healthy he is the worst his semen tastes. Almost like Clorox at times.”
“It tasted quite salty.”
“I cannot compare the taste to anything else I have tasted because its flavor is unique. I can compare its taste to the smell of Clorox bleach. Semen tastes like bleach smells!”
“It has different tastes for different people ranging from rotten eggs and dirty socks to a slimy/salty taste.”
“Salty. It’s a lot like swallowing snot.”
“Kind of like salty soft snot.”
One final note: Evidently garlic is a common culprit in distasteful experiences.”
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